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Said Demotivational Poster


SON... - I AM PROUD!


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.35/5

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Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm, #197207
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just ****, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am, #197184
Agreed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am, #197182
Lame 1L


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


BLONDES -


TAGS: blondes nuff said
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by culos

Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:38 pm, #157597
no headstand jokes? ok...
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:39 pm, #142191
That looks like something from the movie, "Brazil."
Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:31 pm, #141419
That's wify's Xmas prezzie sorted.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:24 pm, #141411
I thought Unicorns were mythical beasts? 5 My-Little Ponies
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 10:55 am, #141395
What's wrong with this? I mean, it will give you some control when she's polishing your pole.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:44 am, #141394
god this is why I f***ing hate them!


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

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RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm, #193328
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am, #193127
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am, #193120

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm, #192984
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm, #192982
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm, #192968
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm, #192959
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm, #192956
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm, #192953
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm, #192949
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm, #192947
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm, #192945

lolz dude!...huge


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188873
solid rerun


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm, #221901
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm, #221887
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am, #221856
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am, #221855
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm, #221852
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm, #221849

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


DAMN STUPID -


TAGS: d*** stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm, #226974
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am, #226931
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm, #226495
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am, #226455
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am, #226452
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm, #226439
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.


SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am, #151047
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm, #150487
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm, #150220
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm, #150216

love this, very thought provoking.


STATISTICS - They don't lie.


TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am, #164031
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm, #163938
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm, #163921
LOL @ the tags


WALSH YOUR TROUBLES AWAY -




THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes


TAGS: i said it before
Rating: 4.21/5

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THE FASHION STATEMENT -


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am, #229502
is that a p5g ? :)


MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!


TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by MO

Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am, #128254
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am, #128252
Mooooo? d***! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am, #128246
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am, #128243
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am, #128240
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am, #128235
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am, #128233
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am, #128232
Really? d***! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am, #128228
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm, #122478
But only on Tuesdays!!


I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said




and it's one two three what are we fighting for? -


TAGS: vietnam not sure who saidthis
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - July 7, 2013, 3:40 pm, #247486
thx RL.. I could not remember who said it.. a common problem these days
lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 9:42 pm, #247449

I really love this one!~
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:38 am, #247439

edward r murrow quote. one of many that great man gave us.


"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"


TAGS: she said she was on the pill
Rating: 4.49/5

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Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 2:14 pm, #177262
It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:40 am, #177257
Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go f*** yourself!".
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:54 am, #177248
Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 6:06 pm, #176942
Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:06 pm, #176389
LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 7:57 pm, #176205
LOL...I actually told my son that
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:50 pm, #176197
I find pictures of herpes infested genitals from my college microbiology text most effective; I decided I'd wait until she was an adult to let her know about how mom tricked me. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:44 am, #176145
Thanks, DSA!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 1:36 am, #176144
@#$%& brilliant!!! LOL
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:23 am, #176131
Ouch X 5.


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




TIMW -


TAGS: einstein said it
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2011, 6:57 am, #219825
I thought it was part of an Einstein-accent thing
the1stCOMMI3 - June 9, 2011, 11:27 pm, #219776
huh, you must be hitler 'cause your grammar nazi skills are amazing. Even I didn't notice that mistake when editing.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:14 pm, #219772
Speeeling fail. Wake up people. 1L


NICE HAT -


TAGS: thoreau said it best rerun
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 20, 2012, 7:30 pm, #241705

Hey, that's my "Gilligan" hat
Airman - December 20, 2012, 6:12 pm, #241702
ditto on the lol
mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:40 pm, #241699
lol
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:30 am, #241685
That rerun, what a fashion plate
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:12 am, #241679
Greeny ~ what a hoot!!


Reduce the Wine -




Innuendos -


TAGS: innappropriate innuendos hard she said
Rating: 4.9/5

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Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:23 pm, #254946
Isn't an innuendo an Italian suppository?


HE KEPT LOOKING -


TAGS: father said calendar wasted life
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm, #232591
I may know someone just like that...


FORTUNATE EVENTS -


TAGS: at long las my love has come well said she s close
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 9:05 pm, #88783
Thanks, AK. Sean... I've heeded that advice since you posted it. (saved me a lot of money on styptic pencils).
Arrogant Knight - June 21, 2009, 12:09 am, #88675
Whoa, dude. Brilliant. 5.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 11:53 pm, #88672
Just get to her before that roving band of homocidal sanpping turtles ... that's very important. You dig?


REAL MOTIFAKES -




ELVIS -




UNITED WE WILL STAND -


TAGS: nuff said
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:52 pm, #233564

There are plenty of times we pause and reflect (seriously) on the events of the word. This poster is an excellent example of that pause.
gonzo221 - April 19, 2012, 8:23 pm, #233561
this is a funny sight right so i refused to even read this because there is not one thing funny about that day.
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:58 pm, #174784
Appreciate the genius that is Bone. Don't let idiotic comments disgrace the poster or the memories and emotions that are evoked when you see it.
Chef - May 5, 2010, 4:39 pm, #174782
I lost 3 relatives and 4 friends in that monumental catastrophe... If you think it was funny or a joke I have a shallow hole in my backyard waiting for you.
boeweizer - April 23, 2010, 1:38 am, #173078
a douchebag is one thing a timmy is another
rerun - April 2, 2010, 11:48 am, #168857

"Cyrenius" - This guy makes douchebags look good. Proper sentence....I sure am glad to be a douchebag, I would sure hate people to think of me as a Cyrenius.
BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 11:41 am, #168854
@Cyrenius...I take it you have posters of Charlie Sheen all over the aluminum foil on your basement wall...
Cyrenius - April 2, 2010, 5:00 am, #168818
Me neither.Was the day of the greatest hoax ;)
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 11:08 pm, #152908
Johnny. Please, go to Hell.
johnny - December 9, 2009, 3:39 am, #144094
Really g**
johnny - December 9, 2009, 3:39 am, #144093
g**
Chopperliscious - November 24, 2009, 6:08 pm, #139369
Nicely and parochially put - with patriotic sentiments all floral and trumpety. Makes me wanna burst into the first line of the star-spangled or hail-to-the-chief. However, I'm sorry Bone, but the most riveting moment in my life was my first fap.
formigan - November 24, 2009, 5:30 pm, #139366
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH, FOX!
Todd Snyder - September 8, 2009, 12:12 am, #115875
Well done - 5 lions for you.
Zed - August 22, 2009, 2:31 am, #110815
My cousin was a programmer at Trade Center 2. Luckily, he was on vacation on 9/11. A lot of his friends died that day.
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:27 pm, #110600
well earned my friend! Drink up! I'll do the same!!
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:26 pm, #110599
I by no means meant to dis the poster by saying "well almost" I was in the Carribean pulling in a shark when I heard the news. I didn't know or lose anybody that day. I'm sure by your heartfelt and touching poster your experience that your drunkeness is..
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 7:24 pm, #110598
well I'm going to sleep now...you know us Graybeards. Thanks to all and have a good night!
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 7:21 pm, #110597
Mo I'm drunk and cried writing it because it was from heart and my experience of that day.
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:15 pm, #110593
You made me cry bone! Well, almost. That was very well said. Won't be long before some Eurotimmytard gets lippy though.
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 7:12 pm, #110589
Thank you every one, thank you!
Woodywood03a - August 21, 2009, 4:36 pm, #110552
It is good man!!! very good,it is truely a day that none of us will ever forget.
Haarakkon - August 21, 2009, 2:51 pm, #110531
Very, very nice, Bone.
rerun - August 21, 2009, 2:12 pm, #110523

best summary of 9/11 I have seen. 5 lions from home and another 5 from work (don't tell anybody I voted twice)
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 2:02 pm, #110520
Thank you guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 21, 2009, 1:59 pm, #110519
Bravo Dude Bravo! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2009, 1:59 pm, #110518
Well done.


WET NURSE SCHOOL -


TAGS: no child left behind or what mooooooooooo said
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135023
D*mn, no chocolate?
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:47 am, #114562
See the required hair-do? Nothing spoils a good suckle like hair in your milk!


LET ME GUESS -


TAGS: i said i owed the right one
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 18, 2009, 8:48 pm, #73891
Republicans ... so retarded ... they talk to ants ... meanwhile, those goddam fantastic cheese filled ritz crackers are GETTING AWAY!!! (suckers!)
BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:23 am, #73804
Socialism...so much fun. Good Poster Sean.
Sean - April 17, 2009, 5:39 pm, #73711
Re: "tags" I meant I owed the Right a poster, not the right "fig" -- that bleongs to my wife and I'm not even sure where she keeps it.


Watch out y'all -


TAGS: coffee this is based on something ive said in real life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 2:19 pm, #257975
That's okay, Silver! I don't think we'd fit! LOL!
Silverheart - November 16, 2014, 11:48 am, #257972
nnnn-nndjghidsghig GET YOUR OWN! bwahahaha all mine all mine all mine oooh shiny!
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:19 am, #257965
Now THAT'S a cuppa joe! Mind if I join you?
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:31 am, #257955
J-j-jitters 5L


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