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Said Demotivational Poster


SON... - I AM PROUD!


TAGS: admit you said it aww
Rating: 3.31/5

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Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:01 pm
I gave you 3ls, The Pic Is Nice, But the Text Is Just ****, this is just another look what i found, a good find, but still not a proper motifake.
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:37 am
Agreed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:27 am
Lame 1L


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


BLONDES -


TAGS: blondes nuff said
Rating: 3.96/5

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Fatt Matt - February 12, 2010, 1:38 pm
no headstand jokes? ok...
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:39 pm
That looks like something from the movie, "Brazil."
Derek - December 1, 2009, 2:31 pm
That's wify's Xmas prezzie sorted.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:24 pm
I thought Unicorns were mythical beasts? 5 My-Little Ponies
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 10:55 am
What's wrong with this? I mean, it will give you some control when she's polishing your pole.
Shyanne - December 1, 2009, 10:44 am
god this is why I f***ing hate them!


TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

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RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO REHAB - And I said no, no, no ...


TAGS: amy winehouse rehab said no
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2011, 10:17 pm
It's truly a shame. I listened to her voice on U-Tube today. I had no idea her voice was so beautiful sounding.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Toes up...face down...One or the other
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 4:16 am
It is unfortunate that she died young, but if you look at her at the start of her career and look at her now, you'll see she threw her life away. No one forced her into drugs & drink.
AdmiralAckbar - July 25, 2011, 2:17 am
A tribute to the human condition.
Budog - July 24, 2011, 10:11 pm
Yeah, I am surprised they haven't found Lindsay Lohan toes up yet...
motinet - July 24, 2011, 9:05 pm

Kinda sad how you cant find a single person who didnt expect this to happen, and yet no one could stop it.


DAMN STUPID -


TAGS: d*** stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.


SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


STATISTICS - They don't lie.


TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm
LOL @ the tags


WALSH YOUR TROUBLES AWAY -




THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE - should go to nukes


TAGS: i said it before
Rating: 4.21/5

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THE FASHION STATEMENT -


TAGS: better left unsaid humor
Rating: 4.2/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:59 am
is that a p5g ? :)


MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!


TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.73/5

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Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Mooooo? d***! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am
Really? d***! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
But only on Tuesdays!!


I'M WIDE OPEN - That's What She Said




and it's one two three what are we fighting for? -


TAGS: vietnam not sure who saidthis
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - July 7, 2013, 3:40 pm
thx RL.. I could not remember who said it.. a common problem these days
lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 9:42 pm

I really love this one!~
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:38 am

edward r murrow quote. one of many that great man gave us.


"THE TALK" - The 'Birds and Bees' talk is never easy... And far less effective when you open with "son, your mom trapped me"


TAGS: she said she was on the pill
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cubbybear - May 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
It was the truth...my ex wife and I were married less than 2 years and it was because she trapped me. After my son was born, I raised him as a single dad when she left us. Cubby don't lie son.
TheTrashHeap - May 22, 2010, 10:40 am
Someman7 perhaps you need a lesson on respecting your betters. Remember what Thumpers mother said... "if you can't say anything nice, Go f*** yourself!".
someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:54 am
Cubbybear: "LOL", you're an idiot dad then. But you're probably lying anyway.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 6:06 pm
Gosh all I got was "Go look it up on Google"
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
LMAO...5 "What you talkin' bout Dad.." poodles
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
LOL...I actually told my son that
heathentod - May 16, 2010, 5:50 pm
I find pictures of herpes infested genitals from my college microbiology text most effective; I decided I'd wait until she was an adult to let her know about how mom tricked me. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:44 am
Thanks, DSA!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 1:36 am
@#$%& brilliant!!! LOL
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:23 am
Ouch X 5.


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




TIMW -


TAGS: einstein said it
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2011, 6:57 am
I thought it was part of an Einstein-accent thing
the1stCOMMI3 - June 9, 2011, 11:27 pm
huh, you must be hitler 'cause your grammar nazi skills are amazing. Even I didn't notice that mistake when editing.
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:14 pm
Speeeling fail. Wake up people. 1L


NICE HAT -


TAGS: thoreau said it best rerun
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 20, 2012, 7:30 pm

Hey, that's my "Gilligan" hat
Airman - December 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
ditto on the lol
mariand - December 20, 2012, 5:40 pm
lol
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:30 am
That rerun, what a fashion plate
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 7:12 am
Greeny ~ what a hoot!!


Reduce the Wine -




Innuendos -


TAGS: innappropriate innuendos hard she said
Rating: 4.9/5

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Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:23 pm
Isn't an innuendo an Italian suppository?


HE KEPT LOOKING -


TAGS: father said calendar wasted life
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - April 2, 2012, 3:39 pm
I may know someone just like that...


FORTUNATE EVENTS -


TAGS: at long las my love has come well said she s close
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks, AK. Sean... I've heeded that advice since you posted it. (saved me a lot of money on styptic pencils).
Arrogant Knight - June 21, 2009, 12:09 am
Whoa, dude. Brilliant. 5.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Just get to her before that roving band of homocidal sanpping turtles ... that's very important. You dig?


REAL MOTIFAKES -




ELVIS -




UNITED WE WILL STAND -


TAGS: nuff said
Rating: 3.25/5

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rerun - April 19, 2012, 8:52 pm

There are plenty of times we pause and reflect (seriously) on the events of the word. This poster is an excellent example of that pause.
gonzo221 - April 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
this is a funny sight right so i refused to even read this because there is not one thing funny about that day.
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:58 pm
Appreciate the genius that is Bone. Don't let idiotic comments disgrace the poster or the memories and emotions that are evoked when you see it.
Chef - May 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
I lost 3 relatives and 4 friends in that monumental catastrophe... If you think it was funny or a joke I have a shallow hole in my backyard waiting for you.
boeweizer - April 23, 2010, 1:38 am
a douchebag is one thing a timmy is another
rerun - April 2, 2010, 11:48 am

"Cyrenius" - This guy makes douchebags look good. Proper sentence....I sure am glad to be a douchebag, I would sure hate people to think of me as a Cyrenius.
BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 11:41 am
@Cyrenius...I take it you have posters of Charlie Sheen all over the aluminum foil on your basement wall...
Cyrenius - April 2, 2010, 5:00 am
Me neither.Was the day of the greatest hoax ;)
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 11:08 pm
Johnny. Please, go to Hell.
johnny - December 9, 2009, 3:39 am
Really g**
johnny - December 9, 2009, 3:39 am
g**
Chopperliscious - November 24, 2009, 6:08 pm
Nicely and parochially put - with patriotic sentiments all floral and trumpety. Makes me wanna burst into the first line of the star-spangled or hail-to-the-chief. However, I'm sorry Bone, but the most riveting moment in my life was my first fap.
formigan - November 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH, FOX!
Todd Snyder - September 8, 2009, 12:12 am
Well done - 5 lions for you.
Zed - August 22, 2009, 2:31 am
My cousin was a programmer at Trade Center 2. Luckily, he was on vacation on 9/11. A lot of his friends died that day.
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
well earned my friend! Drink up! I'll do the same!!
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:26 pm
I by no means meant to dis the poster by saying "well almost" I was in the Carribean pulling in a shark when I heard the news. I didn't know or lose anybody that day. I'm sure by your heartfelt and touching poster your experience that your drunkeness is..
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 7:24 pm
well I'm going to sleep now...you know us Graybeards. Thanks to all and have a good night!
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 7:21 pm
Mo I'm drunk and cried writing it because it was from heart and my experience of that day.
MO - August 21, 2009, 7:15 pm
You made me cry bone! Well, almost. That was very well said. Won't be long before some Eurotimmytard gets lippy though.
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Thank you every one, thank you!
Woodywood03a - August 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
It is good man!!! very good,it is truely a day that none of us will ever forget.
Haarakkon - August 21, 2009, 2:51 pm
Very, very nice, Bone.
rerun - August 21, 2009, 2:12 pm

best summary of 9/11 I have seen. 5 lions from home and another 5 from work (don't tell anybody I voted twice)
BoneCD - August 21, 2009, 2:02 pm
Thank you guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 21, 2009, 1:59 pm
Bravo Dude Bravo! 5L
spacedog - August 21, 2009, 1:59 pm
Well done.


WET NURSE SCHOOL -


TAGS: no child left behind or what mooooooooooo said
Rating: 3/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:36 pm
D*mn, no chocolate?
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:47 am
See the required hair-do? Nothing spoils a good suckle like hair in your milk!


LET ME GUESS -


TAGS: i said i owed the right one
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - April 18, 2009, 8:48 pm
Republicans ... so retarded ... they talk to ants ... meanwhile, those goddam fantastic cheese filled ritz crackers are GETTING AWAY!!! (suckers!)
BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 10:23 am
Socialism...so much fun. Good Poster Sean.
Sean - April 17, 2009, 5:39 pm
Re: "tags" I meant I owed the Right a poster, not the right "fig" -- that bleongs to my wife and I'm not even sure where she keeps it.


Watch out y'all -


TAGS: coffee this is based on something ive said in real life
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 2:19 pm
That's okay, Silver! I don't think we'd fit! LOL!
Silverheart - November 16, 2014, 11:48 am

nnnn-nndjghidsghig GET YOUR OWN! bwahahaha all mine all mine all mine oooh shiny!
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:19 am
Now THAT'S a cuppa joe! Mind if I join you?
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:31 am
J-j-jitters 5L


redheads -


TAGS: nuff said
Rating: 4.69/5

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rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:58 pm

I hope you don't skip bail, I can't afford to lose the $5.00 I posted for you
GaryO - January 16, 2016, 11:22 pm
Yeah, the bite, the choke, the swalloe....never could get mine to bark, though. Go figure.
GaryO - January 16, 2016, 11:20 pm
Yeah, the bite, the choke, the s******...never could get mine to bark, though. Go figure.
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 10:16 pm
WOOF! She barks, she also doth bite! Beware the evil redhead! BWAHAHAHAHA!
EmilioDumphque - January 16, 2016, 2:30 pm
Yeah, GaryO, that's the stuff!!
GaryO - January 15, 2016, 11:45 pm
Glad you weren’t on duty. Pixilation became a part of this poster as I made it. Redheads are not easily read. Oh, they seem OK at first, then KAPOW! Next thing ya see is the blurry, vindictive face of a redhead.
Reality Lord - January 15, 2016, 10:18 pm

gary i'll be honest with you.i'm not voting on this. i would have rejected based on extreme pixelation.
spacedog - January 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
Ha! Surprised. I meant slurprised.
GaryO - January 15, 2016, 8:48 pm
yeah, small pic. had to have her
spacedog - January 15, 2016, 5:40 pm
I'm a little surprised by the size of her pixels.
spacedog - January 15, 2016, 5:38 pm
Nice one Gary.
Bandit5906 - January 15, 2016, 2:02 pm
Another GaryO 5L


Morning After -


TAGS: mama said there d be days
Rating: 4.67/5

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JesusWept - November 29, 2015, 2:40 pm
Isn't that Paris Hilton?? No wonder that the dog doesn't wanna speak about it heh. LOL x 5
GaryO - November 29, 2015, 9:59 am
WOOF! Got MILPH?
Bandit5906 - November 29, 2015, 9:01 am
Woman's best friend?


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